Really have to kick this cigarette habit, stuck in the hospital all day and night after devouring a whole pack of American Spirits for breakfast. No chicken snacks, no toys, just liquid charcoal and IV fluids.

Bringing bed head back y’all.

Bringing bed head back y’all.

Worst day of my life.

Worst day of my life.

Just swallowed a piece of glitter thinking it was a chicken snack. Guess I’ll be puking rainbows for the next few days.

Just swallowed a piece of glitter thinking it was a chicken snack. Guess I’ll be puking rainbows for the next few days.

Why are people always trying to anthropomorphize me?

Why are people always trying to anthropomorphize me?

Come near my food and I’ll set you on fire with my mind.

Come near my food and I’ll set you on fire with my mind.

Really have to kick this cigarette habit, stuck in the hospital all day and night after devouring a whole pack of American Spirits for breakfast. No chicken snacks, no toys, just liquid charcoal and IV fluids.

Bringing bed head back y’all.

Bringing bed head back y’all.

Seriously.

Seriously.

Worst day of my life.

Worst day of my life.

Just swallowed a piece of glitter thinking it was a chicken snack. Guess I’ll be puking rainbows for the next few days.

Just swallowed a piece of glitter thinking it was a chicken snack. Guess I’ll be puking rainbows for the next few days.

Why are people always trying to anthropomorphize me?

Why are people always trying to anthropomorphize me?

Come near my food and I’ll set you on fire with my mind.

Come near my food and I’ll set you on fire with my mind.

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